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Naughtyfish

47 – Leeds (Calverley), Yorkshire - West, England

Looking for a teammate for adventures, fun times and occasional cow tipping

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In His Own Words

About him

Partner in crime wanted for hiking, biking, decent beer and listening to the rain. And hopefully you're at least open to the idea of cow tipping.
Must like my self-deprecating sense of humour, enjoy the delicate bouquet of my WD40 after-shave and be able to tolerate a mountain bike in the kitchen.
About me? Well you're more likely to catch me eating a halloumi burger rather than a McDonald's and reading a history book rather than watching football.

About his ideal match

I suppose I'm looking for someone witty, capable of good conversation and someone that doesn't take themselves too seriously. Having your own teeth would be an advantage but not essential.

What His Friends Say

Tom said...

Dave is one of my best friends, and he's a lovely guy. Funny, intelligent, generous and kind, and inclined to spend as much time outdoors as possible. He's intelligent, talkative and knowledgeable, particularly about history and large combustion engines.

He is surprisingly skilled at making useful things out of metal, has a habit of labelling things, and repeating words that he likes the sound of. He's just weird enough to be a really great guy.

On any given Saturday, we're usually out mountain biking together with some other friends, come sun, rain, wind or snow. We've got into tight spots together, and there aren't many people apart from Dave who I would trust to help get us safely home. We've entered mountain bike races together, including the UK Singlespeed Championships and "Battle on The Beach" numerous times, and while we never win, we always have a great time. I have a sneaking suspicion that we're enjoying ourselves too much to win a race...

If you're looking for someone who's active, outdoorsy, interesting, generous, calm, and funny, Dave is your guy.

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Leeds (Calverley), Yorkshire - West, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
47
Star sign:
Virgo
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Shaved
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Vegan
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Protestant

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district LS28 (Pudsey)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
33 - 41
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Personality traits:
Confident; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Sarcastic
Valued qualities:
Friendliness; Humour
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite colour:
Black
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
It's a distant memory
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Facial hair:
None
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Heavy Metal; Punk; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly
Books:
History
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Horror
Interests:
Auto repair
Sport involvement:
A regular competitor
Sports:
Cycling
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Indian; Italian
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Exercising
Time online:
Once or twice a week
Take drugs:
Not any more
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Dream home:
In the mountains
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement plans:
Pursuing a sport or hobby
Feelings about using Soul to Soul:
Hopeful
Honesty:
Very